Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
Why did the politician bring a mirror to the rally? So they could see their reflection on the votes.
What do politicians use to keep fit? Jogislative powers.
Why did the politician go to therapy? To work on their election issues.
Why did the politician become a chef? They heard they could butter up the voters.
Why don't politicians have manners? They prefer to pass the bill instead.
How do politicians stay cool during a debate? They use their filiblizzard.
Why was the politician so good at basketball? They knew how to pass the bills.
What do you get when you cross a politician and a cat? A purr-fectly diplomatic companion.
Why was the politician always talking about the weather? They wanted to stay in the hot seat.
Why did the politician become a gardener? They heard they could grow their influence.
Why did the politician go to the dentist? To get a new smile on his campaign posters.
How do politicians say goodbye? They wave legislater.
Why was the politician always calm? He had a lot of poll-iticians around him.
How do politicians party? They caucus all night long.
Why was the politician a good gardener? They knew how to weed out the competition.
What do you call a politician with a sense of humor? A rare sighting.
How do politicians communicate in secret? Through backdoor deals and encrypted emails.
Why did the politician bring a spoon to the debate? To stir up some controversy.
What did the politician do when they couldn't make a decision? Flip-flopped like a pancake.
Why did the politician bring a map to Congress? They heard they were lost in their own policies.
How do you find a corrupt politician? Follow the money trail...if you can keep up.