Why did the politician bring a map to the election? So they could flip-flop on issues with precision.

What's a politician's favorite type of math? Fractions, because they're always looking for a way to divide and conquer.

Why did the politician go to the beach? To test the waters before taking a stand on environmental issues.

What did one politician say to the other at the debate? I'll filibust your argument until you're blue in the face.

What did the politician say to the cake? Make America bake again.

Why did the politician go to the doctor? Because they had a case of legislative upset.

Why do politicians do well at baseball? They're experts at covering their bases.

How does a politician cool down? They use a fan - all talk, no action.

Why did the math book get elected? It had a lot of problems to solve.

Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election? They wanted to take their campaign to the next level.

Why did the politician go to the art gallery? To brush up on their canvas-kissing skills.

Why was the politician always calm during debates? They had a great poker face - and a few aces up their sleeves.

What did one politician say to the other at the bar? 'I'll buy the next round with taxpayer money.'

Why did the politician bring a flashlight to the budget meeting? They wanted to shed some light on the situation.

How does a politician send a letter? By passing the buck.

Why did the politician always carry a pen and paper? To draft new laws on the go.

What do you call a politician on a pogo stick? A flip-flopper.

Why don't politicians like playing chess? Too many checks and balances.

How do politicians communicate underwater? Through lobbyist bubbles.

Why was the politician always on time? They were in the pocket of Big Ben.

What's a politician's favorite type of humor? Punnitary jokes.