Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
What’s a politician’s favorite movie genre? Spin-offs.
Why was the politician’s speech like a broken drum? It had no beat.
How do you spot a dishonest politician? Look for their moving goalposts.
Why did the politician join the marathon? To keep running for office.
What do you call a politician in a suit? The defendant.
Why did the politician go to the doctor? He lost his balance whenever he tried to take a stance.
Did you hear about the politician who was a master of disguise? He could hide his promises so well, even he couldn't find them.
What do you call a group of politicians arguing over funding? A cash debate.
Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election? He wanted to be on the same level as his opponents.
What do you call a politician who's lost an election? A decent start.
How do politicians greet each other? With congressional hugs and lobbyist kisses.
Why did the politician break up with his calculator? It could only do sums, not promises.
Why did the politician carry a briefcase full of feathers? He wanted to soften his hard-line stance.
What do you call a politician who falls asleep during a meeting? A political dozer.
Why did the politician bring a pencil to the speech? He wanted to dot his i's and cross his t's.
What do you call a politician with no sense of direction? Lost in gerrymandering.
Why did the politician go to the art show? He wanted to brush up on his sketchy policies.
How do politicians keep in touch with the voters? They have a hotline to the party line.
Why did the politician bring a map to the debate? He didn't want to lose his way in his arguments.
Why did the politician go to the baseball game? He enjoyed stealing bases.
How do politicians like their eggs? Poached, with a side of pork barrel.