Did you hear about the politician who went to the doctor? The diagnosis was that they had a severe case of filibusteritis.

Why did the politician go to the beach? To test the waters before making a decision.

What's a politician's favorite type of music? Lobby rock.

Why did the politician bring a map to the meeting? They wanted to navigate around the tough questions.

Why did the politician become a musician? They heard it was a great way to dodge taxes.

What do you call a group of politicians on a yacht? A sinking ship.

Why did the politician go to the doctor? They were suffering from campaign fatigue.

Why did the politician go to the doctor? For a cabinet reshuffle.

Why did the politician go to the art gallery? To brush up on their diplomacy skills.

Why did the politician start a gardening business? They wanted to plant some roots in the community.

Why did the politician go to the dentist? To get a little plaque removed.

Did you hear about the politician who was so boring, they put the audience to sleep during their speech? They were a real snore-ator.

What do you call a group of politicians playing hide and seek? A cabinet.

Why couldn't the politician make a decision at the ice cream shop? They were too indecisive about toppings.

What's a politician's favorite type of math? Calculus, because they always like to find the limit.

Why did the politician sit on the clock during the meeting? They wanted to be the face of politics.

What does a politician use to cook? Scandals.

Why did the politician invest in socks? To prepare for all the flip-flopping.

How do politicians greet each other? With campaign salutations.

Why did the politician cross the road? To pander to both sides of the electorate.

What did the politician say when the scandal broke? Just 'water under the bridge.'