Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
What do you call a politician who loves the outdoors? An expert in 'campaign-trail' mix.
Why did the politician study astronomy? They were looking for more ways to make empty promises.
Why did the politician join a support group? They needed help accepting the election results.
What do you call a politician who can't make a decision? Indecider.
Why did the politician become a chef? They heard it was a good way to stir things up.
Why did the politician bring a dictionary to the debate? They wanted to prove they knew the meaning of every word.
What did the politician say to the comedian? 'I wish I could make people laugh as easily as you make promises.'
Why did the politician go to the farmer's market? To show they could really talk their produce.
What's a politician's favorite band? Two-Face, they love a good flip-flop.
What did the politician say to the traffic light? 'Don't worry, I can make you change faster than my policy positions.'
Why did the politician start a band? To prove they can cause chaos and discord in more than one way.
How does a politician win in chess? By convincing the other side that losing is in their best interest.
What did the politician say to the door? 'Can you swing open like I do with my promises?'
Why did the politician become a magician? To distract everyone from their disappearing acts on important issues.
What's a politician's favorite dessert? Eclair – they love how they can fill it with different fillings based on who they are speaking to.
Why did the politician take up fishing? To practice reeling in voters with their bait and switch tactics.
What did the politician say to the broken computer? 'Have you tried turning it off and on again, like I do with my promises?'
How do politicians break the ice at parties? By offering 'free' healthcare and education.
Why did the politician visit the farm? To learn about piggybacking on others' success.
How do politicians handle rejection? By redrawing the districts.
What did the politician say to the mirror? 'Who's the most electable of them all?'