Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
What did the politician bring to the picnic? A basket full of empty promises.
Why was the politician turned away from the zoo? They were already experts in dealing with wild animals.
What did the politician say to the tax collector? Can I get a refund on all these broken campaign promises?
How do politicians communicate with each other secretly? In coded talking points.
Why did the politician become a gardener? They were good at planting seeds of doubt.
How do politicians sow discord in a garden? By planting seeds of dissent.
Why did the politician switch careers and become a baker? They couldn't resist the idea of kneading dough-mocracy.
What do you call a politician who can't swim? Sunk in their own scandals.
How do politicians stay organized? They use a corrupt file system.
Why do politicians always carry a tape measure? To measure the size of their promises.
What did one politician say to the other about their fancy new suit? 'Looks like a real power suit...less power, more suit.'
How do politicians celebrate a successful campaign? By throwing a bipartisan party.
Why was the politician a terrible chef? They couldn't handle the heat in the kitchen.
What do you call a politician who's good at math? A poly-nominee.
Why did the politician go to the doctor? They heard they needed more political immunity.
What do you call it when a politician breaks the law? Legislative malpractice.
Why was the politician always smiling? They were campaigning for happiness.
What do you call a politician who only eats junk food? A ballot of cholesterol.
Why did the politician bring a mirror to the meeting? To reflect on their past promises.
Why did the politician bring a parachute to the debate? To ensure a safe exit strategy.
Why did the politician cross the road? To avoid answering the question on the other side.