What's a politician's favorite card game? Stack the deck, they're experts at it.

How do politicians stay organized? They keep a 'corruption calendar' to track all their shady dealings.

Why did the politician open a bakery? They wanted to show the world how good they are at 'sugar-coating' things.

Why did the politician take up gardening? They wanted to practice 'planting seeds of change'.

Why did the politician visit the farm? He wanted to learn how to dodge tough questions like a seasoned chicken.

What do you call a group of government officials playing hide and seek? A secretive.

Why couldn't the politician make a phone call? He was on a political call waiting list.

Why did the politician go to the baseball game? He heard they were pitching new policies.

Why did the politician go to the seafood restaurant? He heard they had a lot of sole on the menu.

Why did the politician bring a shovel to the rally? He needed to dig himself out of a hole.

What's a politician's favorite app? Snapchat – they love filters that blur the truth.

Why did the politician go to the game show? He wanted to show off his skills at dodging questions.

What do you call a politician in a library? A book-keeping enthusiast.

Why did the politician bring a broom to the rally? To sweep the competition away.

Why did the politician visit the farm? To see how to spin things like a politician around hay.

What do you call a politician at the beach? A sand-dater.

Why did the politician wear a mask? To hide their true intentions.

Why did the politician play hide and seek? To avoid addressing important issues.

Why did the politician join the marathon? To practice running away from questions.

Why don't politicians trust trees? Because they're shady characters.

Why did the politician go to the art museum? To learn about framing techniques.