Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
How do politicians make decisions? They flip a coin - heads they do what’s best for the people, tails they do what’s best for themselves.
Why did the politician go to the art gallery? To learn how to master the art of deflection.
Why did the politician switch careers to become a chef? So he could cook up more lies.
Why did the politician join a band? To practice their ability to dodge the tough notes.
Why did the politician become a gardener? To get better at planting fake promises.
Why did the politician go to school? To learn how to dodge questions.
Why did the politician only wear camouflage? So he could blend in with his promises.
How do politicians communicate in secret? They use encrypted emails - also known as spam.
Why don't politicians make good archaeologists? They can't resist digging up dirt on each other.
What do you call a politician who is always late? Delayed legislation.
Why did the politician refuse to eat fast food? He prefers a slow process, like passing bills.
Why did the politician bring a deck of cards to the campaign trail? To play his hand carefully.
Why did the politician bring a pencil to the speech? To draw out the applause.
Why did the politician bring a map to the White House? He heard you need to know where you stand.
What do you call a politician in a suit? A criminal in disguise.
Why did the politician run for office? He heard there was a lot of debate.
How do politicians greet each other? With lobbying arms open.
What's a politician's favorite type of math? Sums and deficits.
Why do politicians make terrible chefs? They can never find common ground.
Why do politicians always carry a watch to meetings? So they know when it's time to pivot.
What did the politician say to the angry constituents? Don't worry, I have a backup plan...for my retirement.