I'm friends with a drummer, but our friendship is hitting new lows.

I'm friends with a gardener, but our relationship is a little thorny.

I used to be a baker, but my bread wasn't very well kneaded.

I told a clown a joke, but he didn't find it very funny.

I tried to organize a hide and seek club, but it was too hard to find.

I used to be a pilot, but I couldn't keep my career on a steady course.

I'm friends with a mathematician, but I don't know square root of it.

I used to be a gardener, but I couldn't blossom in that career.

I told a skeleton a joke, but it went over his head.

I heard a joke about cleaning, but it was swept under the rug.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't rise to the occasion with my bread.

I told a joke about cars, but it ran out of gas.

I tried to tell a joke about gems, but it didn't shine.

I'm friends with a chef because they always cook up a good laugh.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make the dough to keep going.

I heard a joke about fog, but it was a bit mist-y.

I used to be a baker, but I didn't have the sweets for success.

I opened a bakery in Egypt, but it got in pyramids of debt.

I tried to tell a joke about trees, but I couldn't branch out.

I'm friends with a chef because they always dish out the best laughs.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't cook up the right plan.