I used to be a baker, but I ended up getting a slice of reality.

I tried to tell a joke about newspapers, but it was old news.

I'm friends with a pilot because they always fly with a sense of humor.

I used to be a baker, but I didn't have the dough to rise to the top.

I heard a joke about walls, but it didn't have any structure.

I'm friends with a chef because they always know the zest recipes.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't find the right mixing formula.

I heard a joke about bees, but it was quite hum-drum.

I tried to tell a joke about boats, but it didn't float.

I used to be a baker, but I didn't have the right kind of dough to make it big.

I used to be a banker, but I couldn't count on the interest.

I heard a joke about time travel, but it was before its time.

I'm friends with a baker because he always shares the dough on the latest baking trends.

I told a joke about envelopes, but it was stationery.

I tried to tell a joke about a book, but the punchline was still in the story.

I heard a joke about pencils, but it had no point.

I used to be a gardener, but I couldn't handle the hoe-cus pocus.

I went to a seafood restaurant and pulled a mussel.

I'm friends with a baker because he always kneads to share his recipes.

I told a joke about gardening, but it was too corny for anyone to dig.

I opened a bakery on the moon, but the whole operation was just a pie in the sky.