I used to play video games, but I couldn't handle the consoles.

I'm friends with a carpenter because he always nails it.

I used to be a banker, but I couldn't balance my interest.

I'm friends with a mechanic because they always drive me crazy.

I used to be a librarian, but I couldn't keep my shelves in order.

I'm friends with a chef because they always have the best taste.

I'm friends with a locksmith because they always have the key to my heart.

I'm friends with an electrician because they really know how to amp up a party.

I'm friends with a comedian because they always crack me up.

I'm friends with a dentist because they always make me smile.

I used to be a painter, but I couldn't brush off my mistakes.

I'm friends with a detective because they always uncover the truth.

I'm friends with a gardener because they always dig me.

I used to be a banker, but I decided to change accounts.

I'm friends with a mathematician because they always multiply my happiness.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful musician? He had outstanding rhy-thyme.

I'm reading a book on psychology, mind over matter.

Why was the scarecrow awarded? Because it stood out in the field.

Why did the scarecrow go to therapy? It had too many strawking issues.

Why did the burrito blush? Because it saw the salsa dancing.

Why was the moon sad? Because it was feeling a bit crescent.