I'm friends with a group of trees because they're very down to earth.

I've been trying to write a novel about time travel, but I keep getting stuck in the past.

I told a joke about construction, but I think I built it up too much.

I'm friends with a gardener. He's a real plant enthusiast.

I tried to write a joke about tortillas, but it was too corny.

I tried to write a joke about electricity, but it wasn't shocking enough.

I'm friends with an astronaut. He's space-tacular!

I'm friends with a mathematician. He's a real integer.

I asked the librarian for a book on deja vu. She said, 'I feel like I've seen this before.'

I told my wife she should do sit-ups. She replied, 'where would I place them?'

I told my wife she should do yoga. She replied, 'namastay in bed.'

I told my wife she should write an autobiography. She said, 'I can't put it down.'

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough donut jokes.

I used to be a musician, but I couldn't drum up enough humor.

I used to be a fisherman, but I couldn't catch enough comedy.

I used to be a tailor, but I couldn't thread enough jokes.

Why did the math book go to the beach? It heard it was a Pi-rates gathering.

I used to be a zookeeper, but I couldn't giraffe around with jokes.

Why did the astronaut take a pillow to space? In case he encountered a space nap!

I used to be a comedian, but I couldn't joke enough around.

Why did the math book go to the doctor? It needed some square roots.