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Why did the gardener bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.

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Why did the math teacher break up with the equation? It just wasn't adding up.

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Why did the chicken hide from the farmer? It was afraid of being fried.

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Why did the astronaut take a pillow to space? To have a good night's launch!

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