Why did the math book need a vacation? It was feeling too boxed in.

I used to be a gardener, but I couldn't plant enough jokes.

I used to be a tailor, but I couldn't sew enough buttons.

I used to be a magician, but I couldn't pull enough tricks.

Why did the crayon cry? It felt too drawn out.

I used to be a chef, but I couldn't cook enough puns.

Why did the belt get arrested? It held up a pair of suspicious pants.

I'm friends with all the planets, but Mars is my favorite. It's out of this world!

Why did the Granny sit in the rocking chair with a glass of water? She wanted to rock and roll!

I'm friends with all the vegetables, but peas are my favorite because they're bean so nice.

I'm friends with all the planets, but Saturn is my favorite. It has a lot of rings to it.

I'm friends with all the planets, but Jupiter is my favorite. It's out of this world!

I asked my computer to tell me a joke, but it just gave me a lame download.

I asked my dog to read my essay, but he said it was too rough.

Why did the pencil go to school? It wanted to be really sharp.

I told a pun about construction, but I'm still working on it.

I'm friends with a sea monster. We have a Kraken good time together.

I'm friends with a serial killer. We make a killing at game night.

I'm friends with a geologist. Our friendship rocks.

I'm friends with a baker. We make a great pair of buns.

I told a joke about construction, but I'm still waiting for the punchline.