I'm friends with a chef because they always grill me with interesting facts.

Why did the music teacher go to jail? For illegal downloading.

I'm friends with a baker because he always has the key to a perfect dough.

I used to be a baker, but it was too hard to make ends meet.

I'm friends with a butcher because he always has the chops.

Why did the math teacher break up with the calendar? He felt that the days were numbered.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make dough like the best of them.

I'm friends with a window cleaner because he always has a clear perspective.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make a decent loaf to save my life.

I'm friends with a gardener because he always knows how to mulch me over.

I used to be a baker, but the competition was too crumby.

I'm friends with a clockmaker because he always has timely jokes.

I told a joke about bowling, but it was right up my alley.

I'm friends with an electrician because he always brightens up my day.

I'm friends with a clockmaker because he always has seconds to spare.

I went to a seafood party last night and got into a fight with the clam. It was a shell of a time.

I opened a bakery in space, but I couldn't get the dough to rise.

I used to be a fisherman, but I couldn't find the reel deal.

I used to be a tennis instructor, but I couldn't find the right racket.

Why did the scientist break up with his Bunsen burner? He thought it was just a gas.

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest in the money.