I suggested to my wife to do lunges to stay in shape. She decided to leg it.

I tried to organize a feast for airplanes, but they were too high-flying for my taste.

I told my wife she should do planks to stay in shape. She got board instantly.

I suggested to my wife to do burpees to stay in shape. She burped instead.

I tried to make a belt out of dollar bills, but the buck stopped here.

I tried to organize a feast for cats, but they kept meow-tating away.

I told a joke about a compass, but it didn't have direction.

I suggested to my wife to do yoga to stay in shape. She got bent out of shape.

I tried to organize a feast for pigs, but they were too busy hogging the spotlight.

I suggested to my wife to do planks to stay in shape. She fell flat.

I tried to organize a feast for squirrels, but they kept nuts about the idea.

I'm trying to train my dog to pick up litter, but he's rubbish at it.

I'm writing a book about puns in space. It's truly out of this world.

I told my wife she should do squat exercises to stay in shape. She just brushed it off.

I tried to organize a feast for crows, but they wouldn't show up. They said it was just a scavenger hunt.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't prove my bread was the yeast of their concerns.

I tried to make a belt out of dollar bills, but it was too much of a buckling hazard.

I told a joke about a ladder, but it didn't reach the heights I expected.

I tried to throw a surprise party for my toaster, but it just popped up when it felt like it.

I'm trying to write a book on puns, but every page seems to turn itself.

I'm writing a book on teleportation. It's taking me places.