I'm friends with a creeper, we really click.

I'm friends with a ghost, he's always so transparent.

I tried to make some eggs benedict, but it didn't pan out.

I told my friend about my car joke, but it really drove him crazy.

I tried to make a sofa out of eggs, but it was too soft-boiled.

I told my cat a joke, but it just looked at me with furrowed brows.

I tried to make a pun about plumbing, but it felt forced.

I tried to make a pun about math, but it didn't add up.

The waiter asked me if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said four, I don't think I can eat eight.

The other day I held the door open for a clown, it was a nice jester.

A baker stopped making donuts because he was tired of the hole thing.

I used to be a shoe salesman, but I wasn't exactly soleful.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough sweets.

I tried to make clothes out of tissues, but it was a snot good idea.

I'm not a baker, but I know a lot of dough jokes.

I tried to organize a space-themed party, but it was a flop. It was out of this world bad.

I tried to organize a space-themed party, but it was a flop. It was a total black hole.

I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. I think she lunged too far, now she's in the next room.

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a struggle to fit all the time in.

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a time-consuming endeavor.

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a timely effort.