I'm friends with a pen, we always make good points together.

I tried to write a joke about shoes, but it didn't have sole.

I'm friends with a ceiling fan, we have a cool relationship.

I'm friends with a tree, we're rooted in a strong friendship.

I tried to write a joke about mountains, but it was hill-arious.

I'm friends with a lightbulb, we have a bright relationship.

I tried to write a joke about electricity, but it was shocking.

I tried to write a joke about construction, but it didn't build up.

I'm friends with a calendar, we have a lot of dates together.

I used to be a fisherman, but I couldn't catch enough fish.

I tried to write a joke about time, but it was too spaced out.

I'm friends with a chair, we have a supportive relationship.

I used to be a gardener, but I couldn't find the root of the issue.

I'm friends with a calculator, we always add up together.

I'm friends with a tissue, we have a tearable relationship.

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest in the finances.

I told my friend a joke about volcanoes, but it didn't erupt laughter.

I'm friends with a pair of glasses, we have a clear friendship.

I tried to write a joke about the sun, but it was too bright.

I told my friend a joke about bees, but it didn't buzz with him.

I'm friends with a blanket, we have a warm friendship.