I'm friends with a scale, we always weigh our options.

I tried to write a joke about cowardice, but I was afraid to finish it.

I tried to write a joke about rocks, but it was too hard.

I'm friends with a rug, we have a nice pattern together.

I tried to write a joke about hats, but it kept going over my head.

I'm friends with a belt, we always have each other's back.

I used to be an archaeologist, but I couldn't dig deep enough.

I tried to write a joke about the sky, but it was too overcast.

I'm friends with a candle, we always light up the room.

I tried to write a joke about stairs, but it fell flat.

I'm friends with a blender, we always mix well together.

I used to be a dancer, but I couldn't keep up with the steps.

I tried to write a joke about trains, but it got derailed.

I used to be a musician, but I couldn't play enough notes.

I tried to write a joke about books, but it had too many chapters.

I'm friends with a pillow, we have a soft relationship.

I'm friends with a calendar, we always have busy schedules.

I tried to write a joke about ice, but it was too cold.

I'm friends with a door, we have an open line of communication.

I used to be a sudoku champion, but I couldn't count well.

I tried to write a joke about silence, but it was too quiet.