I used to be a banker, but I lost interest in the economy.

I told my friend a joke about fruits, but it wasn't a-peeling.

I'm friends with a bridge, we're always connecting.

I'm friends with a ruler, we have a measured relationship.

I told my friend a joke about the moon, but it was too cheesy.

I'm friends with a map, we're always on the right path.

I told my friend a joke about airplanes, but it flew over his head.

I have a fear of hurdles, but I'm trying to get over it.

I used to be an electrician, but I couldn't keep current.

I'm friends with a pair of scissors, they're always cutting up.

I told my friend a joke about light bulbs, but it didn't brighten his day.

I'm friends with a brick, we have a solid relationship.

I told my friend a joke about UFOs, but it went over his head.

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest in the accounts.

I told my friend a joke about maps, but he couldn't find it funny.

I'm friends with a pillow, we have a soft friendship.

I'm friends with a tornado, he really blows me away.

I told my friend a joke about airplanes, but it never took off.

I'm friends with a camel, we always have a humpday party.

I used to be a tailor, but I couldn't make enough suits.

I tried to make a candle out of spaghetti, but it pasta way too quickly.