I'm reading a book on teleportation. It's disappearing before my eyes.

Why did the pancake go to the therapist? It had too many layers.

I'm reading a book on fencing. It's a real page-turner.

I have a fear of giants, but I'm trying to scale back on it.

I told a joke about chemistry, but it was sodium funny.

I'm friends with all the colors, they brighten up my life.

I have a fear of hurdles, but I'm getting over it one step at a time.

Why did the bicycle stay in good shape? It kept two-tired.

I'm friends with all the vegetables, they have a-peel-ing personalities.

I'm friends with all the dairy products, they have grate personalities.

Why did the bicycle keep falling over? It was two-wheely tired.

I'm friends with all the planets, they have out-of-this-world personalities.

I told a joke about construction, but it's still a work in progress.

What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.

I'm friends with a baker because they make a good loaf companion.

I'm friends with a tailor because they always mend fences.

I used to date a baker, but I couldn't handle the heat.

I used to be a tap dancer, but I kept falling flat.

I'm friends with a gardener because they always root for me.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair. It's driving me up the wall!

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough twists.