I'm friends with a potter. He's always up to clayte.

Why did the salad go to the art exhibition? Because it had a great dressing!

I used to be a fisherman, but I got hooked.

I used to be a banker, but I withdrew.

I used to be a shoe salesman, but I couldn't last.

I used to be a tailor, but I had too many loose ends.

Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a bad case of cookies!

Why did the runner stop reading? He hit the wall!

I used to be a chef, but I couldn't handle the pressure.

I used to be a magician, but I disappeared.

Why did the apple pie break up with the ice cream? It melted its heart.

I used to be a gardener, but I couldn't find my way back.

I used to be a chef, but I couldn't make ends meat.

I used to be a fisherman, but I floundered.

Did you hear about the guy who's left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I used to work at the bank, but they lost interest in me.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't find my way to the dough.

I used to be a shoe salesman, but I couldn't find my footing.

I used to work at a shoe factory, but I couldn't fit in.

I told my dog a joke, but it didn't fetch me any laughs.

I used to be a baker, but I was always in a crunch.