Why did the math book become a recluse? It had too many problems

Did you hear about the painter who became a chef? He wanted to brush up on his skills

Why couldn't the bicycle find its partner? They had a wheely bad breakup

I'm friends with a baker. He's a real doughnut enthusiast

I'm friends with a baker. He's always on a roll

I'm friends with a chef. He's really cooking up a storm

I'm friends with a gardener. He's a real plantomaniac

I used to be a chef, but I couldn't keep my life from falling apart

I'm friends with a comedian. He's punstoppable

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest in keeping up with the savings

I'm reading a book on trees. It's a real page-turner

I told my computer a joke, but it had no reaction.

I'm friends with a gardener. We dig each other.

I'm friends with a musician. We're always in tune.

I'm friends with a baker. We're on a roll.

I'm reading a mystery novel in braille. It's a real page-turner.

I'm friends with a lumberjack. He's a cut above the rest.

I'm friends with a printer. He's always papered in his work.

I'm friends with a musician. He really strikes a chord with me.

I used to play piano professionally, but wasn't tuned into it.

I'm friends with a gardener. He's really growing on me.