I tried to be a baker, but I couldn't rise to the occasion.

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I have many acquaintances.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, but she buttoned up.

I'm friends with a baker because he knows the best crumb cakes.

I'm friends with a baker because he always has a sweet disposition.

I tried to be a baker, but the competition was too stiff.

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I know the whole alphabet soup.

I'm friends with a baker because he's always on a roll.

I tried to be a baker, but I didn't have the right panache.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She tackled me.

I'm friends with a baker because he always rises to the occasion.

I'm friends with a baker because he always brings the dough.

I'm friends with a baker because we loaf hanging out together.

I tried to take a selfie with my toaster, but it was too grainy.

I'm friends with an oven because it's so warm-hearted.

I'm friends with a baker because he's a real knead.

I'm friends with a zombie because he's dead funny.

I'm reading a book about mazes, but I'm lost in it.

I've been to the dentist so many times that I know the drill.

I used to play piano in a brothel. It was the only place I could get my hands on a grand.

I'm friends with a baker because he makes the dough.