I used to be a baker, but I couldn't handle the oven temperature.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make the cookies have the perfect crunch.

I'm reading a book on grenades. It's explosive!

I'm friends with a baker because he always has a recipe for success.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't handle the whisk.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make the right measurements.

I'm friends with a chef who is a little salty, but I find him quite Na-Cl.

I'm friends with a baker because they always bring the dough.

I'm friends with a baker because they always know how to rise to the occasion.

I tried to make a bicycle out of spaghetti, but it wasn't very pasta-bull.

Why did the sheep go to the movies? To get some shears of entertainment!

I'm friends with a vampire baker because he always knows how to make a bite-sized treat.

I tried to learn how to juggle knives, but I kept dropping the point.

I told my friend a joke about construction, but it didn't quite build up to anything.

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because he keeps trying to dive in for a retriever stick.

I'm friends with an artist because they always draw me in.

I'm friends with a baker because he always has the best buns.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't handle the butter.

I'm friends with a baker because he never loafers around.

I used to be a baker, but I didn't have the batter recipe.

I'm friends with a baker because he knows how to roll with it.