Why did the baking class go on a field trip? They needed more thyme.

As a baker, my jokes might be a bit stale but my bread is always fresh.

I told my wife I wanted to become a baker, she said I'd rise to the occasion.

Challenging someone to a baking contest is a piece of cake.

I love bakeries because I knead the dough.

Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.

People who sell fruits often have a fruitious business.

When books fall in love, they get engaged at the book store.

Old bakers never die, they just loaf around.

A baker doesn't knead a reason to make bread.

People who sell fruits often have a fruitful business.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? No idea.

I'd love to tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

When the bird broke up with his girlfriend, he tweeted about it.

The joke about construction is tearable, it's still under construction.

When you're feeling down, an elevator is always uplifting.

I used to be a shoe salesman, but I couldn't keep up with the soles.

I have a pizza joke, but it's a little cheesy.

I used to be a gardener, but I couldn't find my root.

I was going to tell a joke about time, but it’s timeless.

I used to work for a masonry company but they took me for granite.