I told a pun about construction, but it all fell flat.

I used to be a gardener, but I couldn't find my way.

I used to be a fisherman, but I got thrown off the hook.

I'm friends with every letter of the alphabet, especially u.

I used to be a shoe salesman, but I wasn't sole-ful.

I used to be a gardener, but I couldn't plant myself anywhere.

I used to be a baker, but I was always in a knead of more dough.

I told my computer a joke, but it didn't laugh because it had a bad byte.

I used to be a banker, but my savings account didn't have enough interest.

I'm friends with every letter of the alphabet, but I don't know why.

I used to be a baker, but I was always in a pinch.

I told a baseball pun, but it didn't hit home.

I used to be a magician, but I couldn't pull any tricks.

To the math geeks out there: why was the equal sign so humble? Because he knew he wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!

I used to be a dentist, but I was losing my patients.

I used to be a marathon runner, but I couldn't stand the fast pace.

Being struck by lightning is a shocking experience.

I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive.

I wanted to be a baker, but I couldn't find the dough to start.

I used to play poker, but now I'm all in for baking.

Making Easter bread was always my biggest loaf.