Why did the tree break up with the shrub? It couldn't leaf without getting pruned.

Why did the train break up with the plane? They were always off-track with each other.

Why did the witch break up with the warlock? Their relationship was spelled wrong from the start.

Why did the banana break up with the orange? It couldn't find the peel of attraction.

Why did the candle break up with the match? There was no spark in their relationship.

Why did the dentist break up with the hygienist? Their relationship needed a good flossing.

Why did the dolphin break up with the shark? It just couldn't handle the undertow of emotions.

Why did the book break up with the library? It needed some shelf-love.

Why did the ghost break up with the vampire? Their relationship was too draining.

Why did the music teacher break up with the drummer? They couldn't find the right rhythm together.

Why did the bicycle break up with the motorcycle? They were always going in different directions.

Why did the coffee break up with the cream? They couldn't blend well together.

Why did the pillow file a restraining order against the blanket? It was smothering it too much.

Why did the computer break up with the internet? It found someone better suited for its needs - a wifi-fi.

Why did the grape stop dating the raisin? It couldn't handle the drama.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about a mailbox. She said, 'Sure.' I replied, 'Never mind, it's not that important.'

Why did the traffic light break up with the intersection? It couldn't find common ground.

I told my wife she should do some running exercises. Now she's always on the go.

Why did the gardener break up with the flower? It just couldn't blossom.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about a clock. She said, 'Go on then.' I replied, 'Never mind, it's too time-consuming.'

Why did the river break up with the ocean? It needed some space to flow.