I told my wife she should do some biking exercises. Now she's peddling her way to fitness.

Why did the astronaut break up with the alien? It was a spacey relationship.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about a hat. She said, 'Sure.' I replied, 'Never mind, it's over your head.'

I told my wife she should do some hiking exercises. Now she's trekking her own path.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about a lock. She said, 'Go on then.' I replied, 'Oh, never mind, it's too key.'

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about a doormat. She said, 'Go on then.' I replied, 'Oh, never mind, it's beneath me.'

Why did the tree break up with the plant? It needed some space to grow.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about a mirror. She said, 'Go on then.' I replied, 'Oh, never mind, it's reflective.'

Why did the baker break up with the cookie? It was too crumbly.

I told my wife she should do some swimming to relax. Now she's in deep water.

Why did the lawyer break up with the judge? They couldn't reach a verdict.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about a vacuum. She said, 'Sure.' I replied, 'Never mind, it sucks.'

I told my wife she should do some jumping jacks. Now she's leaping to conclusions.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about a banana. She said, 'Go on then.' I replied, 'I find it a-peeling.'

Why did the computer break up with the printer? It couldn't handle the commitment.

I told my wife she should do some dancing to relax. Now she's two-stepping all over me.

Why did the clown break up with the circus? It was a juggling act.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about a shoe. She said, 'Go on then.' I replied, 'Sorry, I'm still trying to lace it up.'

I told my wife she should do some weightlifting exercises. Now she's picking up heavy things.

Why did the painter break up with the canvas? It was a brush-off.

I told my wife she should do some skipping exercises. Now she's jumping to conclusions.