Why did the golfer break up with the tennis player? They couldn't find love in the game.

I told my husband he should try skydiving to overcome his fears. Now he just falls for me more.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about a lightbulb. She said, 'Sure.' I replied, 'Oh never mind, it's not a bright idea.'

Why did the sculptor break up with the painter? They couldn't shape their future together.

Why did the math book break up with the geometry book? They were never on the same plane.

Why did the jewelry store break up with the bank? They had too many trust issues.

Why did the mechanic break up with the electrician? They had too many sparks flying.

I told my wife she should do Pilates to stay fit. Now she keeps stretching the truth.

Why did the musician break up with the conductor? They couldn't maintain harmony.

Why did the biologist break up with the astronomer? They were just too far apart.

Why did the gardener break up with the compost? It just wasn't growing on them.

My boyfriend said he wanted to be more like a superhero. So now he sits on the couch all day waiting for someone to call for help.

I asked my girlfriend to join me for a movie marathon. She said she's already seen our relationship play out like a bad rom-com.

Why did the computer break up with the internet? It had too many tabs open.

My boyfriend said he wanted to spice things up in the bedroom. So I bought him a chili pepper.

My girlfriend asked me if I had a secret talent. I said yes, I can make all the socks disappear in the laundry.

My husband said he wanted to be more like a superhero. So now he spends all his time invisible.

My wife said she needed more space. So I locked her outside. She meant emotional space, apparently.

I asked my boyfriend why he never brings me flowers. He said he didn't realize I was a bee.

My girlfriend said she needed some time and distance. So I locked her in the trunk.

Why did the couple break up at the art gallery? They couldn't see eye to Picasso.