I told my wife she should add some romance to our relationship. So she bought a new novel and read it in bed.

Why did the hunter break up with his bow? He couldn't hit the target anymore.

Why did the musician break up with his guitar? It was always stringing him along.

Why did the artist break up with his easel? It couldn't handle the constant canvasing for attention.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend on Mars? He needed some space on Earth.

Why did the superhero break up with his girlfriend? She kept kryptonite in the relationship.

I told my husband I wanted a romantic evening. So he turned off the Wi-Fi and we talked for hours.

Why did the programmer break up with his laptop? It couldn't handle his emotional downloads.

My girlfriend said she wanted to work on our relationship. So I gave her a part-time job at my office.

Why did the farmer break up with his scarecrow? It was starting to have too much influence over the crows.

Why did the coffee break up with the creamer? It couldn't handle the froth in the relationship.

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted a sandwich. She said no, she's not in the mood for carbs, she wants a carats!

Why did the baker break up with his rolling pin? He couldn't handle the pressure.

Why did the rapper break up with his girlfriend? She kept dropping the beat.

Why did the choirmaster break up with his choir? They were always singing a different tune.

Why did the tree break up with the lumberjack? It was tired of getting wood.

My girlfriend said she wanted to go on a seafood diet. So I took her to the beach and she ate everything in sight.

Why did the satellite break up with the moon? It needed more space.

I asked my husband if he wanted to hear a joke about ghosts. He said it would be too boo-ring.

Why did the football coach break up with his whistle? It couldn't handle the constant blowing.

My boyfriend said he wanted a home-cooked meal. So I deleted his food delivery app.