What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle, just like my last relationship.

Why do cows make great partners? They're excellent listeners and never have beef.

What did the left ventricle say to the right ventricle? 'You complete me.'

Why don't relationships work out with scissors? They always cut things off.

What did the grape do when it was proposed to? It didn't say a peep, it just wine.

What did the clam do on its date? It shell-ebrated with some clam-chowder.

What do you call two coffee lovers who just got engaged? Roast mates.

Why did the romantic comedy film break up with the drama movie? It needed more space.

Why did the couple book a trip to the bakery? They kneaded a romantic getaway.

What do you call two vegetarians in a relationship? Soy mates.

Why did the woman bring a fan on her date? She wanted to blow her date away.

What did the apple say to the orange? 'You're a-peeling in our relationship.'

Why did the boy study in the airplane? He wanted to take his relationship to new heights.

Why do mathematicians rarely break up? They can never divide their feelings.

What did the blanket say to the bed? 'You're my comfort zone.'

What do you call a man who buys a ring and a gym membership? A committed lifter.

Why did the woman break up with the ghost? He was too transparent about their relationship.

Why do relationships feel like algebra? You look at your X and wonder Y.

Why did the woman bring a map to her date? She wanted to find love in all the right places.

What did the grape say to the raisin? 'Stop raisin' the bar in our relationship.'

Why was the smartphone happy in its relationship? It found a good connection.