Why did the man propose to the comedian? Because he made him laugh every day.

What did the bee say to the flower? 'You're the pollen of my eye.'

Why did the couple go to the zoo on their anniversary? They wanted to monkey around together.

Why did the man bring a fire extinguisher on his date? In case things got too hot to handle.

What did the spider say to the fly? 'You spin me right round, baby.'

Why did the man propose to the mathematician? He wanted to add love into his life.

Why did the couple go to the art gallery on their anniversary? They wanted to paint a beautiful future together.

Why did the woman break up with the doctor? He only had eyes for his patients.

What did the salt say to the pepper? 'You spice up my life.'

Why did the man bring a GPS on his date? So he wouldn't get lost in love.

Why did the couple go to the petting zoo on their anniversary? They wanted to goat a long.

Why did the man propose to the cheese? Because he couldn't find anyone feta.

Why did the girl break up with the baker? He always loafed around.

Why did the man bring a map to the restaurant? He wanted to understand their love journey.

Why did the football coach go to couple's therapy? He couldn't find the right formation.

What did the judge say to the dentist? 'Do you swear to floss the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?'

Why did the couple go to the comedy club? They needed some laughter therapy.

What did the plant say to its new partner? 'I'm rooting for this relationship.'

Why did the man bring a dictionary on his date? To define their connection.

Why did the man bring a pencil to his first date? To draw her attention.

What do you call a bear who is in a relationship? A honey cuddler.