Why did the man ask his girlfriend to meet him in the past? He wanted to take her back to the future.

I asked my wife what she thought our relationship was missing. She said, 'A delete button.'

Why did the dating couple go to the pet store? They were looking for a lovebird.

I told my girlfriend she should do more cardio. She freaked out and ran away.

Why did the man bring a map on his date? In case they fell in love and got lost in each other.

My wife got a huge tattoo of a sea shell on her back. When you put your ear to it, you can smell the ocean.

My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.

Why did the romantic ghost break up with his girlfriend? He was too transparent about his feelings.

Why did the man get kicked out of the dating app? He was caught phishing for compliments.

My boyfriend asked me what I saw in him. I told him my reflection.

Why did the man propose to his treadmill? He thought it was the perfect match.

Why did the artist break up with his model? They couldn't find a common canvas.

My girlfriend accused me of being addicted to brake fluid. I told her I could stop anytime.

Why did the scarecrow take a vacation? He needed some time off in his hay-day.

Why did the book break up with the library? It needed some space on the shelf.

Why did the chef break up with his partner? They couldn't find the perfect recipe for love.

Why did the man propose at the beach? He wanted to be awash in love.

Why did the grape file for divorce? It was tired of raisin a family.

Why do ghosts make great partners? They always listen and never ghost you.

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted a pizza my heart, she said, 'Sorry, but I can't handle the extra cheese.'

I tried to write my girlfriend a love poem, but I couldn't find the write words.