My wife told me she wanted a romantic night out. So I took her to the gas station for some premium fuel.

Why did the man propose to his gym trainer? He wanted to lift her spirits.

I asked my boyfriend why he never texts me back. He said he's trying to give me some space.

Why did the man break up with his shoe? It was sole-less.

My girlfriend said she wanted a ring for our anniversary. So I got her a doorbell.

I told my wife she should start a garden. She said, 'I don't have thyme for that.'

Why did the man break up with his GPS? It kept telling him to go the wrong way.

I asked my husband if he remembered our anniversary. He said, 'Didn't we celebrate that last year?'

Why did the man propose to his chef girlfriend? He wanted a pizza her heart.

My girlfriend said she wanted a classic love story like Romeo and Juliet. So I bought her a poison pen.

Why did the man bring a shovel to his date? He heard she was a real digger.

My wife told me she wanted a new car for her birthday. So I got her a Hot Wheels toy car.

I finally convinced my wife to try a new hobby - birdwatching. She's already counting her chickens before they hatch.

How do you know if someone is a good golfer? They're already on par with your expectations.

Why did the man bring a key to his date? Because he heard she was the key to his heart.

I used to play tennis with my ex, but it was a love-hate relationship. We both loved the game, but hated each other.

My husband asked me to put ketchup on his hot dog. That was the last straw.

I recently started dating a baker, but she keeps loafing around.

Why don't scientists trust atoms in relationships? They make up everything!

Why did the romantic scarecrow win an award for his relationship skills? He was outstanding in his field.

My girlfriend accused me of being a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend...yet.