Why did the man take his date to the car wash? He wanted to make a clean getaway.

What did the burger say to the bun? 'You're the one for me.'

Why did the romance novelist break up with their partner? They were tired of all the cliches.

What's a skeleton's favorite way to express affection? Bone hugs and harmony.

Why did the man bring an umbrella on his date? He heard there might be a chance of falling in love.

Why did the couple decide to get married on the beach? They wanted to sea their love blossom.

What do you call two birds that are in a serious relationship? Tweethearts.

Why did the man break up with his tennis partner? Love meant nothing to them.

What did the sock say to the shoe? 'I sock-sessfully want to be with you.'

Why did the man propose to his coffee? Because it was grounds for marriage.

What did the tie say to the hat on their date? 'You're knot like anyone else.'

Why did the man break up with his alarm clock? It kept waking him up to reality.

What's a pirate's favorite type of relationship? Arrr and Arrr.

How do you know your date is a magician? They make your wallet disappear.

Why do couples go to the gym together? Because they want their relationship to work out.

What's a vampire's favorite fruit in a relationship? Neck-tarines.

Why did the calendar refuse to go on a date? It didn't want to commit.

What did one potato say to the other potato on their date? 'I like you a whole chard.'

Why did the man propose at a bakery? He kneaded some dough.

Why do relationships always start with a crush? Because eventually you have to press on to make it work.

Why did the pillow break up with the blanket? It couldn't handle the commitment to nap together.