What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste? I think we make a great couple, we always stick together.

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It was tired of the spark.

Why was the calendar always nervous? It knew its days were numbered.

What did one plate say to the other plate on a date? Let's just dessert each other.

Why did the pillow break up with the blanket? It needed more space.

What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop? My love for you is never ending.

Why did the shoelace break up with the sock? It was tired of being tied down.

What did the police officer say to his girlfriend? You're under a rest.

Why did the chopsticks break up? They just couldn't pick it up anymore.

Why was the traffic light heartbroken? It could never find a green match.

What did one sock say to the other sock? You're the perfect match for me.

Why did the math book and the history book break up? They just couldn't solve their problems.

Why did the strawberry say to the ice cream? You're so sweet!

What did the little boat say to the yacht? Can I interest you in a little row-mance?

Why did the couple decide to get married on a boat? They wanted to sail into the sunset together.

What did the can of soda say to his date? 'I find you soda-licious.'

Why do couples like to watch scary movies together? So they can hold each other closer.

Why did the man propose to his math teacher? Because he wanted to make it official.

What did the grape say to the other grape? 'You're a fineapple.'

Why did the man break up with his Internet provider? He couldn't handle the constant buffering.

Why did the couple decide to get married during a marathon? They wanted to tie the knot at the finish line.