Why don't skeletons ever fight? They don't have the guts.

Why do squirrels never share their nuts? Because they're nuts about each other.

What's a tornado's favorite game to play? Twister.

What did the light bulb say to the outlet? 'I'm so attracted to you.'

Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend? She was no-body special.

Why did the couple go to the bakery on their first date? They wanted to see if there was any chemistry between them.

What did the grape do when it was proposed to? It wine-d and dined before saying yes.

Why did the couple go to the art gallery? They hoped to find a masterpiece in each other.

Why did the couple go to the farmer's market? They wanted to turnip the romance.

What did the pillow say to the blanket? 'I've really cushioned the fall for you.'

Why did the man go to the gym before his date? He wanted to make a good impression.

Why did the math book break up with the history book? They were too disjointed.

Why did the smartphone break up with the calculator? It couldn't handle the division.

Why did the couple go to therapy? To work out their issues and bring back the spark.

Why did the baker date an artist? They both knew how to create something beautiful.

What did the painter say to his date? 'I feel like we have a brush with destiny.'

Why did the couple go to the baseball game? They wanted to catch some love in the outfield.

Why did the music teacher date the gardener? They both know how to make things grow.

What did the ocean say to the sand? 'I've got some waves that will sweep you off your feet.'

Why did the couple break up by the sea? The chemistry was all washed up.

Did you hear about the mathematician who was dating a diver? They only saw each other in the common denominator.