My ex-girlfriend said I have commitment issues...I haven't decided if she's right yet.

Why did the bacon break up with the egg? They couldn't find common ground.

I asked my husband what he loves most about me, he said my absence.

My girlfriend said I never take her dancing - so I bought her a treadmill.

Why did the smartphone break up with the charger? It felt drained.

Why did the baker break up with the dough? It needed some time to rise.

Why did the photographer break up with the model? They couldn't focus on the same things.

Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend? He couldn't handle her lack of backbone in the relationship.

I asked my husband if he believes in soulmates. He said, 'Of course, that's why I always let you win arguments.'

Why did the math book break up with the history book? They were from different chapters in life.

I told my wife she should do stand-up comedy. She said, 'I already do, I've been standing up to your jokes for years.'

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space to explore other possibilities.

I asked my boyfriend if he believes in long-distance relationships. He said, 'I do, that's why I always take the scenic route to pick you up.'

I told my husband I wanted a romantic night in Paris. He surprised me with a baguette and a movie set in France.

I asked my wife if she ever had a crush on a teacher. She said, 'Yes, in fact, all of my exes were teachers.'

I tried to write a love letter to my crush, but my pen ran out of ink. Turns out, the pen had commitment issues.

Why did the orange break up with the banana? It couldn't peel the emotional layers of the relationship.

I asked my boyfriend what he saw in me. He said, 'The same thing I see in the mirror every morning - perfection.'

Why did the romantic comedy go to therapy? It had commitment issues and couldn't handle the plot twists.

I told my girlfriend I wanted to go on a date to the moon. She said, 'I need some space.'

I told my girlfriend she should do sit-ups to stay in shape. She replied, 'Why do we even need to stay in shape? We're already all-rounded.'