Why did the girl bring a mirror to her date? To reflect on how it was going.

Why did the couple go to the art gallery for their date? They wanted to paint a picture-perfect evening.

Why did the baker start dating the mathematician? They were a perfect equation.

Why did the man propose to the baker? He kneaded her in his life.

Why did the girl dump her clock boyfriend? He was too two-timing.

Why did the man propose to the baker? He wanted to knead a dough with her.

Why did the couple go to the car dealership on their first date? They wanted to test their chemistry.

My girlfriend told me she wanted a diamond for her birthday. I got her a deck of cards, she said she wanted a diamond, not clubs.

Why did the romantic comedy break up with the action movie? It just couldn't keep up with the drama.

My wife asked me to help fix her necklace. So, I went to the hardware store and got her a screwdriver.

Why did the couple go to therapy on their anniversary? They wanted to work out their issues.

I asked my girlfriend if we could try a long-distance relationship. She moved to Mars.

Why did the man send his girlfriend a picture of him wearing camouflage? So she wouldn't see him later.

My husband and I decided to try couples yoga. He's stretching our patience.

Why did the man bring a plant to his date? He wanted to impress her with his roots.

Why did the man propose to the chef? He wanted a perfect recipe for love!

I asked my wife to let me know if she sees my sanity. She replied, 'I'll keep an eye out.'

Why did the couple go to therapy on a trampoline? They needed to bounce their feelings off each other!

My wife and I decided to quit smoking together. Now we have two dragons in the house.

Why did the skeleton go alone on a date? Because he had no-body to go with!

Why did the man give his girlfriend a watch for her birthday? Because she needed more time for him!