Why did the man propose to the bakery owner? He wanted to put a ring on it.

My partner said they wanted a fairy tale romance. So I locked them in a tower and pretended not to know where the key was.

I told my husband he should learn to cook to spice up our marriage. Now he's researching how to make chili.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Sometimes you look at your X and wonder Y.

My husband and I are like peanut butter and jelly. We're stuck together and sometimes we're a little nuts.

My wife told me I should treat her like a princess. So I made her marry a guy she's never met for political reasons.

Why did the romance novel break up with the dictionary? It just couldn't find the right words.

I told my girlfriend she should be more affectionate. So she got a cat.

My wife said I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.

My husband and I went to marriage counseling. They said communication is key, so now we only communicate through cryptic notes.

Why did the two pickles have to end their relationship? It just wasn't kosher anymore.

I asked my wife if she ever wonders about the road not taken. She said she's wondering why I didn't take out the trash.

Don't date a tennis player - Love means nothing to them.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She didn't talk to me for a week.

Why did the woman run in the same place every morning? She was in a marathon relationship.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She laughed and said, 'You were the first one!'

Why do men often bring flowers on a date? In case they need a quick exit.

Why did the woman break up with the banker? She thought their relationship wasn't generating enough interest.

Being in a relationship is a lot like playing cards. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

Why did the woman break up with the shoe? She felt they had sole differences.

I used to play triangle in a band, but it was just one long ting.