Why did the relationship comedy show break up with the drama series? It just couldn't handle the emotional rollercoaster.

Why did the romantic comedy movie break up with the action film? It felt like it was always taking too many risks.

Why did the dating app delete its account? It couldn't find a match.

Why did the romance novel break up with the horror story? It was tired of all the heart-stopping moments.

Why did the man propose to his girlfriend at the gym? He wanted to make it a workout for both of them.

Why did the couple break up by text? They couldn't face each other.

Why did the relationship between the math teacher and the history teacher fail? They didn't have a common equation.

Why did the grape break up with the raisin? It had too many wrinkles.

My girlfriend said she wanted a fairy-tale relationship. So I turned into a frog.

Why did the man propose to the clock? He wanted to spend time with it.

Why did the banker break up with his calculator? It wasn't giving him enough interest.

Why do programmers prefer relationships to hookups? They love commit statements.

My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her. Personally, I think it's a fantastic way to let her know I love her.

Why did the mentally ill man break up with his imaginary girlfriend? He thought she was seeing someone else.

What did the boy say to the girl clock on Valentine’s Day? “High clock!”

Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'? Every play has a cast.

I asked my wife to go on a gym date. She said she's already seeing someone.

Why did the man bring a ladder to his date? The relationship was on the rocks.

My girlfriend said she wanted more affection. Now I have two girlfriends.

My girlfriend wanted to be treated like a princess, so I gave her a crown and ignored her.

My girlfriend wanted me to be spontaneous. So I looked up the word in a dictionary.