My girlfriend said she wanted a fairy tale proposal. So I dressed up as a frog and hoped for a kiss.

My boyfriend told me he wanted to be more spontaneous. So I hid his car keys and told him it was an adventure.

Why did the man break up with the tennis player? Love meant nothing to them on the court.

Why did the woman bring a ladder to her date? She wanted to climb to new heights in their relationship.

Why did the man propose to the clock? He wanted to spend quality time together.

My girlfriend told me she wanted a fairy tale romance. So now I call her 'happily ever after' instead of her actual name.

I used to date a baker, but we couldn't make it work. We kneaded some time apart.

My boyfriend told me he wanted to be more romantic. So now he introduces himself as 'Prince Charming' when we go out.

Why couldn't the bicycle find a date? It was two-tired from all the online searching.

My girlfriend said she wanted a diamond ring for her birthday. So I got her a deck of cards and put the diamond on the Queen of Hearts.

Why did the man break up with his vacuum? It sucked the life out of their relationship.

My boyfriend told me he wanted to take our relationship to the next level. So I got him a ladder.

Why did the man bring a map on his date with a librarian? He heard it was a love story waiting to be read.

Why did the woman break up with the singer? He kept hitting the wrong notes in their relationship.

What did the cell phone say to the charger? 'You really charge me up, just like my partner.'

I asked my partner if they wanted to hear a joke about paper. They said it was tearable.

Why did the man bring his electric fan on his date? He wanted to make sure there was a spark between them.

I asked my partner if they wanted to hear a joke about time travel. They said not to go back to the past.

I tried to write a joke about relationships, but it was too complex. It had too many issues to resolve.

I asked my partner if they wanted to hear a joke about a broken pencil. They said it was pointless.

Why did the man bring a loaf of bread to his date? He heard it was a toast to their relationship.