Why did the man break up with his gym? He felt like it was too much of a commitment.

My boyfriend told me he wanted to be treated like a prince, so I made him sleep on a pea under a tower of mattresses.

Why did the couple go to the comedy club? They wanted to laugh off their relationship issues.

Why did the woman break up with the baker? He kneaded too much space.

Why did the man break up with his phone? It kept dropping their calls.

Why did the couple go to the paint store? They wanted to brush up on their relationship.

Why did the woman break up with the gardener? He was too rooted in his ways.

Why did the man propose to his TV? He wanted a lifetime subscription.

Why did the woman break up with the dentist? She couldn't handle the tooth.

Why did the couple go to the candle store? They wanted to ignite their love.

Why did the man break up with his shoes? They just couldn't sole their problems.

Why did the woman cancel her date with the chef? She heard he was too saucy.

Why did the man propose to his bed? It gave him a good night's rest.

Why did the woman break up with the comedian? She couldn't take the jokes anymore.

Why did the couple go to the zoo? They wanted to monkey around with their relationship.

Why did the romance novel go to therapy? It had commitment issues.

Why did the couple break up at the beach? They couldn't see eye to sea.

Why did the woman break up with the grape? He was always raisin a fuss.

Why did the man propose to his alarm clock? He wanted to spend the rest of his time with it.

Why did the woman break up with the astronaut? He needed space.

Why did the man break up with his internet provider? It kept buffering their relationship.