Why did the woman break up with the grape? It was always raisin problems.

I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes - about me cleaning the house.

Why did the romance novel break up with the comedy book? It wasn't laughing anymore.

I asked the girl of my dreams for her number. She said, '911', what a weird number to give me.

Why did the couple break up during their pottery class? They couldn't handle the kiln-dling.

My girlfriend told me to stop singing 'Wonderwall' by Oasis. I said maybe.

Why did the man propose to his pillow? He wanted to take their relationship to the next level.

Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk? It was too husky.

Why did the math book break up with the history book? They had way too many problems.

Why did the broom break up with the vacuum? It couldn't handle the suction.

Why did the student break up with his math book? He felt too divided.

Why did the man break up with his mailbox? He wasn't ready for that kind of post.

Why did the cell phone break up with the charger? It couldn't handle the constant attachment.

Why did the computer break up with the printer? It felt like things weren't printing out.

Why did the book break up with the library? It needed some shelf space.

Why did the clock break up with the calendar? It felt like time was ticking away.

Why did the tree break up with the squirrel? It was tired of all the acorn drama.

Why did the TV break up with the remote? It felt like it was always being controlled.

Why did the shoes break up? They were tired of being walked all over.

Why did the pencil break up with the eraser? It couldn't handle all the mistakes.

Why did the fridge break up with the freezer? It felt like things were getting too cold between them.