Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field...of dating!

Did you hear about the mathematician who was in love with shapes? He just couldn't stop circles around his crush!

Why did the internet dating couple go to therapy? They had too many clicks but not enough sparks.

What do you call two spiders who just got married? Newlywebs!

Why don't scientists trust atoms in relationships? Because they make up everything!

Why did the music teacher break up with the garden? It had too many roots and couldn't commit to a melody.

Did you hear about the love triangle between a circle, a square, and a triangle? It was full of love corners!

Why did the bicycle fall over in love with the motorcycle? It couldn't handle the speed of their relationship!

What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb? Watt's up!

Why did the computer break up with the printer? It couldn't handle the paper jam drama!

Why did the computer break up with the internet? It couldn't handle the attachments.

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.

Why did the grape stop dating? Because it was tired of always getting in raisin-y situations.

Why did the ghost break up with his girlfriend? She kept saying he was too boo-ring.

Why did the computer date the vacuum cleaner? It had a magnetic personality.

Why did the policeman break up with his girlfriend? He couldn't handle the long arm of the law.

Why did the mathematician break up with his girlfriend? She was too irrational.

Why did the card player break up with his girlfriend? She was always trying to shuffle his deck.

Why do couples never go to the gym? Because they don't work out.

Why did the music teacher break up with her boyfriend? He couldn't find the right key to her heart.

Why did the tree break up with its partner? It couldn't handle the commitment to root for each other.