What do you call two birds in love? Tweet hearts.

My wife said she wanted a 'fairy-tale romance'. So I locked her in a tower and avoided her for years.

Why did the ghost go to couples therapy? He had some unresolved boos.

Why did the man propose to his treadmill? He wanted to take their relationship to the next level.

Why did the man take a math book on his date? He wanted to work on their relationship problems.

Why did the man order extra onions on his date? He wanted to show that he could handle tears.

I told my girlfriend I was going to make a pun about our relationship. She said, 'Please don't, it's tearable'.

I asked my wife if she wanted a massage after a long day. She said, 'I don't knead it'.

I told my husband I wanted to go on a romantic getaway. He said, 'Are you trying to escape our reality?'

Why did the woman break up with the ghost she was dating? He kept ghosting her.

Why did the romantic comedy couple go to the seafood restaurant? They heard it had good mussels.

My girlfriend said she wanted an engagement ring that matches her eyes. So I got her a diamond ring in the shape of a shopping bag.

I told my wife she should wear more blue. She replied, 'Why, are you feeling blue in our relationship?'

Why did the couple sit by the river on their anniversary? They wanted to reminisce about the time they drifted apart.

I told my husband I wanted breakfast in bed. He replied, 'Sleep in the kitchen'.

My wife said she wanted a romantic evening on the beach. So I took her to the nearest sandbox.

Why did the man give his girlfriend a candle for their anniversary? He wanted to shed some light on their relationship.

I told my wife our relationship was like a deck of cards. She asked if we could shuffle and deal again.

Why did the relationship break up with the internet? It just couldn't handle the connection.

My boyfriend and I started a band together. He plays the drums, and I play the fool.

Why did the woman break up with the ghost? He just wasn't there for her emotionally.