Why did the girlfriend break up with the baker? She kneaded some space.

What do you call a relationship between a tea bag and a cup? It's tea-riffic!

Why don't skeletons go on a date? Because they don't have the guts!

Why did the tomato turn red during the date? Because it saw the salad dressing!

My wife said she wanted to go to Paris. I told her we could Eiffel in love all over again.

I asked my husband if he wanted to hear a joke about the ocean. He said he was already drowning in our relationship.

My boyfriend said he wanted to open a bakery. I told him it was the yeast he could do.

Why did the woman break up with the ghost? She felt like she was being haunted.

Why did the man break up with the mailbox? He realized the relationship was just a letter off.

Why did the woman break up with the dentist? She was tired of all the drilling.

I asked my husband if he wanted to hear a joke about a bed. He said he was already sleepless over our relationship.

Why did the woman break up with the coffee? It was too grounds for divorce.

My boyfriend asked me if I wanted to hear a joke about gardening. I said, 'lettuce hear it.'

Why did the man break up with the weatherwoman? He couldn't handle the forecast.

Why did the woman break up with the rock climber? She felt like he was always scaling new heights.

My boyfriend asked me to make him a sandwich. I told him I was no longer a sub in our relationship.

Why did the man break up with the baker? He was loafing around too much.

Why did the woman break up with the bakery owner? She couldn't handle all the kneadiness.

I told my wife she should learn to play an instrument. She said, 'I already know how to play you.'

I told my girlfriend she should learn to dance. She said, 'I already know how to lead you on.'

My girlfriend accused me of being a terrible driver. I told her it's not my fault, I'm just driven that way.