Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
What did the angel say to the shepherd? Quit wool-gathering and pay attention!
Why did the nun always carry a ruler? To keep the holy measurements in check!
How do you organize a religious party? You pray it!
What did the janitor say when he found the religious supplies? Holy mops!
Why was the belt very religious? It held up the believer's faith!
What do you call a fake prophet? A faux-phet!
Why do bees have a strong faith? Because they believe in the power of the honeycomb!
How do you make a church dance? Put a little pray in it!
Why did the scarecrow go to church? To learn how to be outstanding in his fields of faith!
What did the priest say when he jumped out of the confessional? Forgive me father, for I have cleaned!
Why was the confessional tired? It had too many sins to listen to!
What do you call a nun in a rush? A habit in a hurry!
Why was the pastor arrested? For preaching the good word on the street corner!
How does a nun become a sushi chef? She rolls with the holy spirit!
What do you call a bear with no teeth and no religion? A spiritual gummy bear!
Why did the bishop become a pilot? He wanted to have 'High-flying' sermons!
What did the priest say to the lost penitent? 'Let's pray for 'write'eousness!'
Why did the monk go to the doctor? He had too many 'habit'ual problems!
What did the nun say when she won the lottery? 'God must be feeling generous today!'
Why do pastors make great comedians? They always have 'holy' punchlines!
What do you call a group of singing priests? A choir-mony!