Why did the turkey join the church choir? It had the drumsticks for it!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a pastor? Frost-Christ!

Why do monks always seem to be in shape? They have a habit of working out!

What's a pastor's favorite type of music? Soulful gospel!

Why don't farmers play hide and seek with nuns? They're too good at finding the habit!

Why do angels always carry harps? In case they strike a chord with someone!

What did the minister do when the church caught on fire? He started a fire and brimstone sermon!

Why did the candles break up? They couldn't find the spark between them!

What's a priest's favorite type of bean? A faith-based one!

Why did the bishop go to the ATM? To check his balance!

What type of tea do Catholic priests drink? Holy infusions!

Why do priests always carry a map? In case they want to take a bible study.

Why was the math book looking sad? Because of all its problems multiplied.

Why were Moses and the Israelites such good sprinters? They could part the red sea in a hurry.

Why did the yoga teacher go to the bank? To practice her balance with some weighty matters.

Why do monks get up early? Because dawn's the best time for meditation.

Why was the church so hot during the summer? Because the pastor turned up the sermons.

How do you know when a nun is angry? When she starts wearing a habit-tude.

What was the monk's favorite game? Nun-chucks.

Why did the pope carry an umbrella? In case of a holier rain.

What did the spiritual basketball team pray for? divine intervention.